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espressomattic wrote:I have obsereved the following;
The coarsness of the hair is also thicker around the ears with a substantially larger amount of brain matter attached when removed. I propose then that the main leakage points are the ears and the nose merely acts as an over flow.
Scientifically, GB, I think you have really hit upon something...maybe a letter to New Scientist or something?
CakeBoy wrote:My ear hair went into overdrive as soon as I turned forty. Only my nostrils can offer any sort of competition!
GreenBean wrote:CakeBoy wrote:My ear hair went into overdrive as soon as I turned forty. Only my nostrils can offer any sort of competition!
You lucky devil. I am told the ladies find it extremely attractive. Just be careful you do not get it caught in the rotating drum of your roaster!
geedee wrote:I have been told, but don't kow whether it is correct or not as I can't see mine, that shin hair increases and thickens when you reach a certain age ... where does this fit into the nose and ear theory?
geedee wrote:I have been told, but don't kow whether it is correct or not as I can't see mine, that shin hair increases and thickens when you reach a certain age ... where does this fit into the nose and ear theory?
CakeBoy wrote:A lot of random stroking by strangers occurs and the occasional overwhelmed vestel virgin has been known to faint (or maybe simply trip over said growth) but I have learned to take it all in my stride and use it as a sanctuary for homeless Robin Redbreasts.
GreenBean wrote:they are probably also a flat earther.
motoman wrote:Of course it is not flat you idiot, if it were all the water would run off over the edge and we would all be chewing dry coffee beans.
I have carefully read all of your wise words and am impressed by the edification you have all received.
However, you are all sadly ignorant of the facts: Hair is a living entity, parasitic but benign. It lives in little holes in you skin, by day it comes out and beautifies your appearance but retires to sleep at night. As you age it gets older and weaker until it retires to an old folics home beneath you epidermal layer. It takes occasional walks and can be seen exploring your ears and nose. It is much shyer in ladies but sometimes is seen between the toes, wearing high heels prevents them getting damaged under foot.
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