Too Much Coffee

Leigh is on a roll today

feeling better

espressomattic wrote:somone suggested it actually looked like another sort of pump that one would use (so I am told ) to 'enlarge' oneself!!!!

Hmmm....

Matt

Fantastic! Makes it even beter value for money . Matt, do I need to keep the filter in the bottom during "alternative" use? Oh, and Steve ...... does it come in bigger sizes?

I understand a one-off Enema attachment is in production for you in Stafford as we post...

CakeBoy wrote:

espressomattic wrote:somone suggested it actually looked like another sort of pump that one would use (so I am told ) to 'enlarge' oneself!!!!

Hmmm....

Matt

Fantastic! Makes it even beter value for money . Matt, do I need to keep the filter in the bottom during "alternative" use? Oh, and Steve ...... does it come in bigger sizes?

I would suggest a couple of filters to be on the safe side...so I am told

espressomattic wrote:I would suggest a couple of filters to be on the safe side...so I am told

Yeah, safer coffee for better living.

Right now ......I'm going to buy one.

Let it be clear right from the start that this is not in anyway connected with the suggestion in Matt's post that this device may be used in a way that is certainly obscene...is clearly distasteful...and possibly may contravene the Health and Safety Act.
It will be used as it was intended, as a back-up and nothing else...if you know what I mean.
There are some on this forum who will see this a betrayal of my principles in that the purchase involves spending a substantial sum of money. I have satisfied myself the purchase is justified however and with the agreement of my ladywife, intend to cash in forty-five years of accumulated Birthday Postal Orders.
Be warned that if I find that the results do not warrant the glowing reports of fellow-members there is likely to be reprisals as yet unspecified.

GeorgeW wrote:It will be used as it was intended, as a back-up and nothing else...if you know what I mean.

Why, of course, Mr. George... completely understood BTW, you may find this a nice 'addition'

GeorgeW wrote:. . . my ladywife. . . .

Do you have a non-lady version too?

GeorgeW wrote:Be warned that if I find that the results do not warrant the glowing reports of fellow-members there is likely to be reprisals as yet unspecified.

Is that a promise

CakeBoy wrote:Oh, and Steve ...... does it come in bigger sizes?
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"This week I am mainly struggling"

Cakey, maybe this method (see Scott's & Steve's posts yesterday) will end your struggling issues?

Hope the rest of the week gets better for you, Cakey *hugs*

I just knew this would draw lewd replies.
I'm struggling with the idea of buying from you know who.
It's a moral question really. Am I justified in giving him such a large windfall when I just know he's going to rush off and buy a whole new wardrobe of these disgusting football shirts before jaunting off to one of his exotic locations.
I mean...it doesn't seem right somehow to put at risk the eyesight of so many people down there. I'm going to have to do it I suppose but it is a hard one.

GeorgeW wrote: I'm going to have to do it I suppose but it is a hard one.

Now who is being lewd George?

espressomattic wrote:By the way the chaps at work wondered why I had brought a breast pump in...the somone suggested it actually looked like another sort of pump that one would use (so I am told ) to 'enlarge' oneself!!!!

I think "the other sort of pump to enlarge oneself" is the more accurate description for this device. Breast pumps look a bit different. I just have to be careful where I leave it at work!

Well, this thread has been an eye opener!

And the whole time I was telling myself I didn't need one of these things. Where's my credit card number?

GeorgeW wrote:I just knew this would draw lewd replies.
I'm struggling with the idea of buying from you know who.
It's a moral question really. Am I justified in giving him such a large windfall when I just know he's going to rush off and buy a whole new wardrobe of these disgusting football shirts before jaunting off to one of his exotic locations.
I mean...it doesn't seem right somehow to put at risk the eyesight of so many people down there. I'm going to have to do it I suppose but it is a hard one.

Pssssst, hey shhhhh ..... do you want a kinky little "frothing jug" with that sir? Something for the weekend

There's is a nice little rubber number to help apply that extra 'pressure' tto you know...

NEW SHIRTS ON ORDER THANKS GEORGE