Too Much Coffee

Ooops :blush: I just noticed this thread is in the espresso group, it should be in the other brewing group...

Mods feel free to relocate it (and please remove Dom's post at the same time )

Joris wrote:

gouezeri wrote:nah, this is Joris, take all the fancy plating off, add some spikes and a chain, and hang it on the wall!

And to think in another thread I actually agreed with something you said... well, no more ! If I read a post by you I'll disagree, no matter what the topic

nice to have you back feeling a little under the weather were we?

gouezeri wrote:nice to have you back feeling a little under the weather were we?

I may or may not be a bit under the weather but even if I am, or am not, I will disagree on your statement that I might be, might have been or might not have been under the weather. This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry. As it's a bit difficult to disagree with an inquiry I just had to see it as a statement which was cunningly disguised as an inquiry by the Evil (with capital E) Dom (with capital D).

Reading back I think it's time for my medication

Joris wrote:I may or may not be a bit under the weather but even if I am, or am not, I will disagree on your statement that I might be, might have been or might not have been under the weather. This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry. As it's a bit difficult to disagree with an inquiry I just had to see it as a statement which was cunningly disguised as an inquiry by the Evil (with capital E) Dom (with capital D).

Reading back I think it's time for my medication

OMG! You're a woman!!! How often do you have to take that Hormone Replacement Therapy stuff?

Bean_Believer wrote:

Joris wrote:I may or may not be a bit under the weather but even if I am, or am not, I will disagree on your statement that I might be, might have been or might not have been under the weather. This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry. As it's a bit difficult to disagree with an inquiry I just had to see it as a statement which was cunningly disguised as an inquiry by the Evil (with capital E) Dom (with capital D).

Reading back I think it's time for my medication

OMG! You're a woman!!! How often do you have to take that Hormone Replacement Therapy stuff?

How many pairs of shoes do you have Joris? Quick, count them, it may be too late!

Joris, you have fooled us all, except for Beanygirl, she caught on pretty quick..

I can recognise my own kind, zapty

OK, Joris steps up to the bench to make his final plead to the judge and jury in this case....

I have 2 pairs of shoes and about 6 pairs of boots. I agree that it's a lot compared to most other males but I have something to say in my defense.... they're all black. I don't think any woman on earth would go for that, they need a pair in every known color and then some more....

Second, if I was a woman I would not have written : "This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry."
Here I admit something.... so I can't be a woman. Females NEVER admit anything !!

Joris wrote:OK, Joris steps up to the bench to make his final plead to the judge and jury in this case....

I have 2 pairs of shoes and about 6 pairs of boots. I agree that it's a lot compared to most other males but I have something to say in my defense.... they're all black. I don't think any woman on earth would go for that, they need a pair in every known color and then some more....

Second, if I was a woman I would not have written : "This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry."
Here I admit something.... so I can't be a woman. Females NEVER admit anything !!

Pretty compelling case in my view.....OK you're not a woman.

Joris, case closed, only a very brave man could utter those words.

Joris wrote: I have 2 pairs of shoes and about 6 pairs of boots. I agree that it's a lot compared to most other males but I have something to say in my defense.... they're all black. I don't think any woman on earth would go for that, they need a pair in every known color and then some more....

Then again, black is the new black ..........

No nonono.... there is only one kind of black.

Joris wears skirts in the weekend!

Okay.. so they are steel mesh, but skirts even so

Oh my godc.c..

why don't we The Hague folks get together at Joris' place and all drink (all) of his coffee? from his truly nice moka pot, form his nice domobar, which is for sale an his nide thins on chains?

Joris wrote:OK, Joris steps up to the bench to make his final plead to the judge and jury in this case....

Oh the denials! I noticed you omitted the "swear to tell the truth... " part

Joris wrote:I have 2 pairs of shoes and about 6 pairs of boots. I agree that it's a lot compared to most other males but I have something to say in my defense.... they're all black. I don't think any woman on earth would go for that, they need a pair in every known color and then some more....

Puhhhleeeze - that you know exactly how many of what type of footwear you have is a dead-giveaway! That and... well, for all we know, you've only mentioned your black pairs... and not the beige, red, pink, blue, multi-coloured, animal print, etc ones I mean really! Seeing how thorough your previous post was, it's very suspect that you've chosen to omit the word "only" to the pairs of shoes you own.

Joris wrote:Second, if I was a woman I would not have written : "This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry."
Here I admit something.... so I can't be a woman. Females NEVER admit anything !!

Nice touch - using "logic" to misguide. Your cunning in successfully deceiving the male TMC population here yet again is further proof