Joris wrote:OK, Joris steps up to the bench to make his final plead to the judge and jury in this case....
Oh the denials! I noticed you omitted the "swear to tell the truth... " part
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Joris wrote:I have 2 pairs of shoes and about 6 pairs of boots. I agree that it's a lot compared to most other males but I have something to say in my defense.... they're all black. I don't think any woman on earth would go for that, they need a pair in every known color and then some more....
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Puhhhleeeze - that you know exactly how many of what type of footwear you have is a dead-giveaway! That and... well, for all we know, you've only mentioned your black pairs... and not the beige, red, pink, blue, multi-coloured, animal print, etc ones
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I mean really! Seeing how thorough your previous post was, it's very suspect that you've chosen to omit the word "only" to the pairs of shoes you own.
Joris wrote:Second, if I was a woman I would not have written : "This written fully realizing that you didn't make a statement but an inquiry."
Here I admit something.... so I can't be a woman. Females NEVER admit anything !!
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Nice touch - using "logic" to misguide. Your cunning in successfully deceiving the male TMC population here yet again is further proof
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