Sorry - who are you? I know I have one membership request outstanding, from someone who I emailed back and asked to choose their username. I've been waiting for that one for some time.
Any potential new member please note - if you don't decide on your username before mailing me, I'll only mail you back asking you to choose your username. So please save us both a few seconds and do that first.
So, Mr / Ms Guest - are you Alison?